Dreams

So I'd had some dreams in the last few months. EVIL dreams. I dreamt that I was throwing someone who shall remain nameless off a cliff for something they had done to a friend of mine. Later I dreamt I was stabbing this person with a sword. Perhaps venting this here will help me not become an evil person hell bent on destruction.

SMS SPAM

It's the new way of stealing money from people. Unwillingly sign them up for a phone "service" like ring tones or the ability to receive spam text messages. For some things, all it takes is the cell phone number, and they can spam you. I only found out about this because ONCE A WEEK, my brother is getting charged $5.99 by something called funmobile on his sprint acount and we are still trying to find out how to cancel it. He's never heard of the company, let alone even downloaded a single ringtone (which it is bad enough would cost any money at all) from the company. Meanwhile, the company records a record high in their services, gee what a surprise you slimy bastards, STEALING MONEY FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO STOP YOU AND LEAVING YOUR VIRTUAL BUSINESS CARD (with no contact information) TO MAKE IT FEEL LEGITIMIT IS EVIL AND MUST BE STOPED.
The only signs of hope are that according to some message boards, complaining LOUDLY to Sprint, seems to get the bill to go away, but it will have to be repeated each month, or he'll need to change the number. Possibly we can text STOP to some stupid number. Sounds like a class action law suit to me. The company makes it impossible to cancel while they make tons of money, and then invest it and have a while before they maybe have to return it. By the time anything is done, they will be long gone unless something is done to stop them. Sometimes I wish I were a lawyer, but how would you even get at them if you don't know where they are. Someone please help. Harvy Birdman, where are you?